1. Yes, I do have to keep talking because that's the only way I know there's life in this classroom.

2. Are long earrings popular on your home planet?

3. I am perfectly capable of answering your question. I just don't give a fuck.

4. I'll try being smarter if you try wearing deodorant.

5. My problem is, will learning this stuff turn me into someone like you?

6. I was just asking my friend if I'd accidentally stumbled into an ancient Urdu lesson.

7. Ah, I see we're studying halitosis today.

8. The Socratic method is all very well, but have you considered a three-page handout and we could all go home?

9. Oh, so now you want me to talk?

10. I'm sorry. My brain's full right now.